Kunal Balajee’s blushing mouth opening expression on Valedictory day…
Ok naaa…. Have some patience naa…
Darf ich herein Kommen…
Shokti calling, "aaaiii Jaaaaoy" ( for callin Joy)
Take this with a pinch of salt…
Subbu’s "U shud know the line of Obscenity "
We are all FECILITATORS not instructors…
Behave like professionals…
Darf ich Wasser triken…
VD repeatedly saying “All Hetch 13 batch people, please raise up ur hands”…
Pull up ur socks…
Gajjar’s constantly saying “ OK OK look “…
Chandresh’s “Lucky Ali Song”…
Premaa Premaa…(Kiran Kumar’s senti song)…
Bitte Sagan Sie …
Subharti paul’s cliché “No..no, the thing is….Actually u see…”
DBMS facilitator’s “What yaar” …
Ich bin engineurin…
Barman’s “Jise garmi lag raha hai , wo aage jaake baithe”…
Ambesh’s carefree sleep wid the newpaper covering his face…
Chandresh nodding his head in Madhav’s class…
Subbus’s ringtone “Who let the Dogs out" ...
Malar’s cute B’day song…
Shakti pada’s Bengali poetry…
Let’s not make our PVA n LVA score lower…
-14.32 ...
Barman caught thrice while playing Computer games by Arjun...
Pesarattu n Bisbella bath in breakfast…
Bongs struggling to pronounce “Ich” …
Chuus…
A cut mark on Shraddha’s Hand n Rumour abt her suicidal attempt ...
Love Bite on S’s neck…
Harsh's complaints starting with "With no offence to the felicitator" …
Manasi ist immmmmer sclafrig…
Move out of your comfort zone…
Su-do-ku solving during the lectures…
Harsh n Shivani’s "aati kya khandala"…
Tattoo on Shraddha's back...
Ich habe bank account,auto,vier geld...Wie hast du??? ....................
Ich habe mutter…
H-13 winning only the VolleyBall game…
Project Viva…
Balajee’s sleeping photo session…
Anshuman’s "Ok m’am 2 Questions"...
Blind & Number Game in Indu's class…
Nurturing parent and Natural child…
Just 'Pin...
Mass Allocation to Chennai…'n
My Apple Ipod…
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Showing posts with label tcs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tcs. Show all posts
December 05, 2006
November 24, 2006
Staying Alive...
Chandu, “Can you tell me what does Polymorphism means?”
Chandu???
Chanduuu???? (Not knowing that Chandu almost slept off)
Chandu, “Can u tell me what was I teaching now?”
“No, Sir I was just feeling lil’ sleepy”
Well this would be the normal story in any class especially when the students (Employees in our case) had to defy his golden sleep early in the dawn at 0600 hrs for the lecture…But here was something different…Well This one is dedicated to one of my favorite “Facilitator" @ ILP...Make a guess who He is....Its neither Shradha nor the Deutsch frau Shivani...Its our own Mr. Kiran Kumar… “The KK”...His teaching traits had often spread the laughing n Sleeping aura in the CMC classroom…that made his class a rest session for most of us…
Everyone of was were very happy and often blew our trumpet about our J2EE technology that we were supposed to learn in our ILP…Felt like a some kinda’ geek is awaiting inside us…Well our rendezvous rite from the class was interesting…
FIRST CLASS
Java is an Object oriented language... n it has various features like Encapsulation, Inheritance and so on...
...
...
...
And he genuinely put lot of Endeavour for executing a simple java code…n he sniffed the breath of achievement when the screen successfully flashed “HELLO WORLD”
Chandu???
Chanduuu???? (Not knowing that Chandu almost slept off)
Chandu, “Can u tell me what was I teaching now?”
“No, Sir I was just feeling lil’ sleepy”
Well this would be the normal story in any class especially when the students (Employees in our case) had to defy his golden sleep early in the dawn at 0600 hrs for the lecture…But here was something different…Well This one is dedicated to one of my favorite “Facilitator" @ ILP...Make a guess who He is....Its neither Shradha nor the Deutsch frau Shivani...Its our own Mr. Kiran Kumar… “The KK”...His teaching traits had often spread the laughing n Sleeping aura in the CMC classroom…that made his class a rest session for most of us…
Everyone of was were very happy and often blew our trumpet about our J2EE technology that we were supposed to learn in our ILP…Felt like a some kinda’ geek is awaiting inside us…Well our rendezvous rite from the class was interesting…
FIRST CLASS
Java is an Object oriented language... n it has various features like Encapsulation, Inheritance and so on...
...
...
...
And he genuinely put lot of Endeavour for executing a simple java code…n he sniffed the breath of achievement when the screen successfully flashed “HELLO WORLD”
aahhhh...Finally...the first java code was executed by the end of first session...
By this time almost ever one had shed the enthusiasm to b’cum James Gosling (The father of Java)
By this time almost ever one had shed the enthusiasm to b’cum James Gosling (The father of Java)
SECOND CLASS
Most of the guys were having a tough time to stay alive in the class… n many (without any exception) at one time or the other would be seen making different eyebrow shapes trying to cover up their eyes n making their necks straight to avoid dozing off in the class…”lekin kya kare... kambakth neend bahut aati he :P” inspite of so much hard work to stay awake most of us would either sleep oblivious of Mr. KK right in front of us with the heads on the desk or neck on someone else shoulder... and some of the other smart fellows played word games or Sudoku…n believe it or not this person was really a rare kind of Oyster who would never mind ppl dozing off his class (Kaas College me saare Instructor aise ho hote) Hats off to some of the special creature who always used to sit on the front bench n oscillate their necks in his lectures…
N Mr. KK would as usual go in the class...
(In the beginning)
So, You have total of 9 classes dedicated to J2EE in which 5 classes are for CORE JAVA (with his fingures counting)...
n remaining for J2EE
so u have...
Servlets...
On TomKaat ...(Cat pronounced as Kaat)
...
...
Suddenly one of inquisitive member (Sir, which book to refer for J2EE)
Ooo Yaa Yaa
(Actuuuallly) U can refer BIack Book, Complete refrence @#@# $@#$@
(Actuuuallly) u seeu can go this “$%#$%” shop where u can get high discount...
n (Actuuuallly)I will give u the CD’s also… Who is the CR ??? Yes Harsh... u can collect
2 CD’s from me tommorow...
...
...
...
I don’t know.. (Actuuuallly) u see I have only 5 sessions I don’t know How can someone teach the whole J2EE in just 5 sessions...
...
...
Most of the guys were having a tough time to stay alive in the class… n many (without any exception) at one time or the other would be seen making different eyebrow shapes trying to cover up their eyes n making their necks straight to avoid dozing off in the class…”lekin kya kare... kambakth neend bahut aati he :P” inspite of so much hard work to stay awake most of us would either sleep oblivious of Mr. KK right in front of us with the heads on the desk or neck on someone else shoulder... and some of the other smart fellows played word games or Sudoku…n believe it or not this person was really a rare kind of Oyster who would never mind ppl dozing off his class (Kaas College me saare Instructor aise ho hote) Hats off to some of the special creature who always used to sit on the front bench n oscillate their necks in his lectures…
N Mr. KK would as usual go in the class...
(In the beginning)
So, You have total of 9 classes dedicated to J2EE in which 5 classes are for CORE JAVA (with his fingures counting)...
n remaining for J2EE
so u have...
Servlets...
On TomKaat ...(Cat pronounced as Kaat)
...
...
Suddenly one of inquisitive member (Sir, which book to refer for J2EE)
Ooo Yaa Yaa
(Actuuuallly) U can refer BIack Book, Complete refrence @#@# $@#$@
(Actuuuallly) u seeu can go this “$%#$%” shop where u can get high discount...
n (Actuuuallly)I will give u the CD’s also… Who is the CR ??? Yes Harsh... u can collect
2 CD’s from me tommorow...
...
...
...
I don’t know.. (Actuuuallly) u see I have only 5 sessions I don’t know How can someone teach the whole J2EE in just 5 sessions...
...
...
now coding the first ever program in JAVA "Hellow World"
(trying hard to set the ClassPath)
...
Now trying to fix loads of Complie time errors...
...
...
Suddenly again a frustrated fellow from of the class
Sir, time over !!! :P))))
Ok..u can go for Coffee break
So How was the class ???
With all the voices together
Sir, Very Nice Sir ..It was Very Nice...
THIRD CLASS
...
...
...
FOURTH CLASS
...
...
...
In the meantime there were lots of gossips and grapevine (in other batches too) about our much interesting Java classes... and I got an opportunity to interact with Sanchari (one of our batch mate)…
(Sanchari Subharti n Me in one of the Coffee Break)
Subharti : Salla kahan fasa diya hai Java me…kuch smajh me nai aa raha he.
Sanchari (In her natural Bengali Accent):
U know HHH Heee Wwears a Very tiiiiiight Pant... (With a grit n laughter in her face)
LOL
LOL
n he daaaesnot Waaaaaashes aalso...
LOL
(trying hard to set the ClassPath)
...
Now trying to fix loads of Complie time errors...
...
...
Suddenly again a frustrated fellow from of the class
Sir, time over !!! :P))))
Ok..u can go for Coffee break
So How was the class ???
With all the voices together
Sir, Very Nice Sir ..It was Very Nice...
THIRD CLASS
...
...
...
FOURTH CLASS
...
...
...
In the meantime there were lots of gossips and grapevine (in other batches too) about our much interesting Java classes... and I got an opportunity to interact with Sanchari (one of our batch mate)…
(Sanchari Subharti n Me in one of the Coffee Break)
Subharti : Salla kahan fasa diya hai Java me…kuch smajh me nai aa raha he.
Sanchari (In her natural Bengali Accent):
U know HHH Heee Wwears a Very tiiiiiight Pant... (With a grit n laughter in her face)
LOL
LOL
n he daaaesnot Waaaaaashes aalso...
LOL
LOL
LOL
FIFTH CLASS
...
...
...
SIXTH CLASS
...
...
...
LAST CLASS
All of us being senti and coming to know that Mr. KK sings well n in fact he commited in the penultimate class that he has learned Carnatic music n that he gonna sing in the last class…
Sir Please Sir one Song...
Plz Sir...
Sir...
Ok, first U should sing one song...
N finally our Own Chandu Clad in Lucky Ali Voice (Hmmmm….Hmmmmm…Hmmmm)
Ok Sir, Now its Your turn...
Ok Ok I will (Actuuuallly) sing... (Actuuuallly) I will sing a telugu song which I made when I was in my college...
(With his both eyes closed in deep contemplation n hands forward like “Kr Sanu”)
Hmmm... Hmmm…
Premaaa….. Premaaa…
…
...
…
Prema Nuvu……..
...
…
...Premaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
LOL
FIFTH CLASS
...
...
...
SIXTH CLASS
...
...
...
LAST CLASS
All of us being senti and coming to know that Mr. KK sings well n in fact he commited in the penultimate class that he has learned Carnatic music n that he gonna sing in the last class…
Sir Please Sir one Song...
Plz Sir...
Sir...
Ok, first U should sing one song...
N finally our Own Chandu Clad in Lucky Ali Voice (Hmmmm….Hmmmmm…Hmmmm)
Ok Sir, Now its Your turn...
Ok Ok I will (Actuuuallly) sing... (Actuuuallly) I will sing a telugu song which I made when I was in my college...
(With his both eyes closed in deep contemplation n hands forward like “Kr Sanu”)
Hmmm... Hmmm…
Premaaa….. Premaaa…
…
...
…
Prema Nuvu……..
...
…
...Premaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
September 16, 2006
Dayz @ ILP
Sometimes life isn’t moves as the way we like…and sometimes the words just spurts of the mouth even though one don’t like to speak…and few times the pen just dances defying our own emotions…
Yes, the Life here at ILP (Tcs training) is extremely torturous and boring…Right from waking up in the dawn at 6 to crashing off at night at 10 the heart n mind just crave to get freed from this prison…Each n every day starts reckoning on the number of days remaining for the completion of ILP…
But then my mind summons my instinct…the spiritual lessons that I ones learned…my heart and minds redirects me to the Omen… The omen of joy… The omen of living the life… The omen that the bad time awaits a Bliss…
In the hanker of the same omen I am still the same…I have jotted down this very poem or SO CALLED POEM coz its against my actual sentiments…but again this is the mind which sometimes acts against ones desire…This poem is just meant to make its presence in a competition at ILP…
A tiny minuscule seed
that was ones supple and fragile,
has now emerged to a huge tree.
That grows season by season.
TCS is that very tree and
ILP is its root of strong foundation.
As the seed ones fragile, so is our mind.
Instilled with theories galore,
needs a t ouch of professional kind.
In the garden of learning at ILP,
the instructor plants the seed
Of patience Of technology and Lifeskills.
By and by the seeds fructify and makes lucrative deals.
Situated afar from hustle and bustle
in a canopy of absolute tranquility.
Where the peacocks haunt and makes
the environs drenched in serenity.
Here at this beautiful place.
rookies hailing from different cultures unite,
shed their college traits and clad in
professional suites shines bright.
In ILP learning is not toil,
but an act of enjoyable discussions,
unlike the college days of experimentation and observations.
A tryst with the new friends, place and people,
it camoflouage the past and unleash a promising future...
But one day,
ILP will call it a day !!!
And emanate a nostalgic aroma
that will confront
to cherish these beautiful bygone day…
Yes, the Life here at ILP (Tcs training) is extremely torturous and boring…Right from waking up in the dawn at 6 to crashing off at night at 10 the heart n mind just crave to get freed from this prison…Each n every day starts reckoning on the number of days remaining for the completion of ILP…
But then my mind summons my instinct…the spiritual lessons that I ones learned…my heart and minds redirects me to the Omen… The omen of joy… The omen of living the life… The omen that the bad time awaits a Bliss…
In the hanker of the same omen I am still the same…I have jotted down this very poem or SO CALLED POEM coz its against my actual sentiments…but again this is the mind which sometimes acts against ones desire…This poem is just meant to make its presence in a competition at ILP…
A tiny minuscule seed
that was ones supple and fragile,
has now emerged to a huge tree.
That grows season by season.
TCS is that very tree and
ILP is its root of strong foundation.
As the seed ones fragile, so is our mind.
Instilled with theories galore,
needs a t ouch of professional kind.
In the garden of learning at ILP,
the instructor plants the seed
Of patience Of technology and Lifeskills.
By and by the seeds fructify and makes lucrative deals.
Situated afar from hustle and bustle
in a canopy of absolute tranquility.
Where the peacocks haunt and makes
the environs drenched in serenity.
Here at this beautiful place.
rookies hailing from different cultures unite,
shed their college traits and clad in
professional suites shines bright.
In ILP learning is not toil,
but an act of enjoyable discussions,
unlike the college days of experimentation and observations.
A tryst with the new friends, place and people,
it camoflouage the past and unleash a promising future...
But one day,
ILP will call it a day !!!
And emanate a nostalgic aroma
that will confront
to cherish these beautiful bygone day…
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