November 24, 2006

Staying Alive...

Chandu, “Can you tell me what does Polymorphism means?”

Chandu???

Chanduuu???? (Not knowing that Chandu almost slept off)

Chandu, “Can u tell me what was I teaching now?”

“No, Sir I was just feeling lil’ sleepy”



Well this would be the normal story in any class especially when the students (Employees in our case) had to defy his golden sleep early in the dawn at 0600 hrs for the lecture…But here was something different…Well This one is dedicated to one of my favorite “Facilitator" @ ILP...Make a guess who He is....Its neither Shradha nor the Deutsch frau Shivani...Its our own Mr. Kiran Kumar… “The KK”...His teaching traits had often spread the laughing n Sleeping aura in the CMC classroom…that made his class a rest session for most of us…

Everyone of was were very happy and often blew our trumpet about our J2EE technology that we were supposed to learn in our ILP…Felt like a some kinda’ geek is awaiting inside us…Well our rendezvous rite from the class was interesting…

FIRST CLASS

Java is an Object oriented language... n it has various features like Encapsulation, Inheritance and so on...
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And he genuinely put lot of Endeavour for executing a simple java code…n he sniffed the breath of achievement when the screen successfully flashed “HELLO WORLD”
aahhhh...Finally...the first java code was executed by the end of first session...

By this time almost ever one had shed the enthusiasm to b’cum James Gosling (The father of Java)

SECOND CLASS

Most of the guys were having a tough time to stay alive in the class… n many (without any exception) at one time or the other would be seen making different eyebrow shapes trying to cover up their eyes n making their necks straight to avoid dozing off in the class…”lekin kya kare... kambakth neend bahut aati he :P” inspite of so much hard work to stay awake most of us would either sleep oblivious of Mr. KK right in front of us with the heads on the desk or neck on someone else shoulder... and some of the other smart fellows played word games or Sudoku…n believe it or not this person was really a rare kind of Oyster who would never mind ppl dozing off his class (Kaas College me saare Instructor aise ho hote) Hats off to some of the special creature who always used to sit on the front bench n oscillate their necks in his lectures…

N Mr. KK would as usual go in the class...

(In the beginning)

So, You have total of 9 classes dedicated to J2EE in which 5 classes are for CORE JAVA (with his fingures counting)...

n remaining for J2EE

so u have...

Servlets...

On TomKaat ...(Cat pronounced as Kaat)

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Suddenly one of inquisitive member (Sir, which book to refer for J2EE)


Ooo Yaa Yaa

(Actuuuallly) U can refer BIack Book, Complete refrence @#@# $@#$@

(Actuuuallly) u seeu can go this “$%#$%” shop where u can get high discount...

n (Actuuuallly)I will give u the CD’s also… Who is the CR ??? Yes Harsh... u can collect

2 CD’s from me tommorow...
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I don’t know.. (Actuuuallly) u see I have only 5 sessions I don’t know How can someone teach the whole J2EE in just 5 sessions...
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now coding the first ever program in JAVA "Hellow World"
(trying hard to set the ClassPath)
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Now trying to fix loads of Complie time errors...
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Suddenly again a frustrated fellow from of the class

Sir, time over !!! :P))))

Ok..u can go for Coffee break

So How was the class ???

With all the voices together

Sir, Very Nice Sir ..It was Very Nice...


THIRD CLASS
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FOURTH CLASS
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In the meantime there were lots of gossips and grapevine (in other batches too) about our much interesting Java classes... and I got an opportunity to interact with Sanchari (one of our batch mate)…

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Sanchari Subharti n Me in one of the Coffee Break)


Subharti : Salla kahan fasa diya hai Java me…kuch smajh me nai aa raha he.


Sanchari (In her natural Bengali Accent):

U know HHH Heee Wwears a Very tiiiiiight Pant... (With a grit n laughter in her face)

LOL
LOL

n he daaaesnot Waaaaaashes aalso...

LOL
LOL
LOL


FIFTH CLASS
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SIXTH CLASS
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LAST CLASS

All of us being senti and coming to know that Mr. KK sings well n in fact he commited in the penultimate class that he has learned Carnatic music n that he gonna sing in the last class…

Sir Please Sir one Song...

Plz Sir...

Sir...

Ok, first U should sing one song...

N finally our Own Chandu Clad in Lucky Ali Voice
(Hmmmm….Hmmmmm…Hmmmm)


Ok Sir, Now its Your turn...

Ok Ok I will (Actuuuallly) sing... (Actuuuallly) I will sing a telugu song which I made when I was in my college...

(With his both eyes closed in deep contemplation n hands forward like “Kr Sanu”)

Hmmm... Hmmm…

Premaaa….. Premaaa…

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Prema Nuvu……..
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...Premaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……